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So, without further ado, here they are… in no particular order, Schnitzel and the Moose’s predictions for tomorrow’s Hottest 100! Also, because we’re fans of hedging our bets, we’ve also got a list of honourable mentions.
Give us your predictions in the comments!
NB: Absolutely no mathematics were used in the formulation of these predictions.
The top 10
- Thrift shop – Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
- My gun – The Rubens
- Little talks – Of Monsters and Men
- Sweet Nothing – Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch
- Bangarang – Skrillex
- Feels like we’re Only Going Backwards – Tame Impala
- Elephant – Tame Impala
- I got burned – The Bamboos feat. Tim Rogers
- Breezeblocks – Alt J
- Need your love – The Temper Trap
Honourable mentions
- Lost – Frank Ocean
- Spiritus – Lisa Mitchell
- Ready for the weekend – Icona Pop
- My man – Oh Mercy
- Trembling hands – The Temper Trap- I will wait – Mumford and Sons
- Angels – The xx
- Coming down – Ball Park Music
- Youth in trouble – The Presets
- Take a walk – Passion Pit
- All the rowboats – Regina Spektor
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Schnitzel’s note: and, really, Sydney Morning Herald? “…Triple J outsmarted”? C’mon! It’s not like the station is the janitor of the music world and is now screaming “I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Nick Drewe!” Shame on your laziness and tabloidism. Go say five “Hunter S. Thompsons" and beg Woodward and Bernstein for forgiveness.
My god. Someone used statistics to illuminate trends in an attempt to anticipate future outcomes based on easily obtained and measurable public information!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, someone mail this clown a teething book copy of "Statistics: How to use them like everyone has been for 2000 years" then take a long shower.
I don't think you were listening, Tim... he outsmarted Triple J. Now, depending on your philosophical bent, this means you should either:
ReplyDeletea) run for the hills, because this man is clearly some sort of wizard and has cracked the mystery of all life
b) laugh at the defeat of that old, evil enemy... youth radio...
c) just carry on living your life, enjoy the Hottest 100 tomorrow and LOL at the apparent hysteria over the application of fairly basic mathematics.
Choose your own adventure!
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